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http://imgur.com/a/skffp

Courtroom transcript. Things get really amusing on page 8. NSFW.
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YMix wrote:http://imgur.com/a/skffp

Courtroom transcript. Things get really amusing on page 8. NSFW.
To quote Richard Pryor, "I'm glad we have penitentiaries."
“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”

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There is an Indio Muerto Street here in Santa Barbara. Indio Muerto is Spanish for Dead Indian. Several years ago a group of college students decided that the name was racist and had to go. They had protests and everything.

The Native American tribe that is local to Santa Barbara is the Chumash. One of the Chumash elders was asked by a reporter at the local newspaper if he found the name of the street offensive.
Thinking about his reply makes me smile to this day.
"What I find offensive," he said, "is a group of white college students taking offense on my behalf.
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Not the least little bit politically correct. Sorry.

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Сouple caught having sex in monastery church tower



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The church is part of the Borisoglebskiy Monastery – the oldest in the Tver Region. It was founded in 1038, but the church tower in the video was built much later, in 1804.

During Soviet times, the Monastery served as a high security prison for 50 years, only to be turned into a facility for recovering alcoholics afterwards. The Orthodox Church returned to the Monastery in 1993 and is carefully restoring it.

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Сouple caught having sex in monastery church tower



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The church is part of the Borisoglebskiy Monastery – the oldest in the Tver Region. It was founded in 1038, but the church tower in the video was built much later, in 1804.

During Soviet times, the Monastery served as a high security prison for 50 years, only to be turned into a facility for recovering alcoholics afterwards. The Orthodox Church returned to the Monastery in 1993 and is carefully restoring it.

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Most convenient.

Afterwards, or should that be beforewards, they can just pop downstairs to "put a ring on it".

What the most novel place that anyone has shagged?
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Hitting the bell with a metal object should also "put a ring on it".
“There are a lot of killers. We’ve got a lot of killers. What, do you think our country’s so innocent? Take a look at what we’ve done, too.” - Donald J. Trump, President of the USA
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YMix wrote:Hitting the bell with a metal object should also "put a ring on it".
:lol:
"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
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"I can't remember her name, but that ass sure rings a bell . . ."
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Nonc Hilaire wrote:"I can't remember her name, but that ass sure rings a bell . . ."
:lol:
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Miss Faucie . . . :?:

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Typhoon wrote:Miss Faucie . . . :?:

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:lol: I always pictured her as having dark hair.....
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Typhoon is too much the gentleman to show you the whole picture, SM.
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a life without constant double entendre in it is by definition, only half a life.

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Nonc Hilaire wrote:Typhoon is too much the gentleman to show you the whole picture, SM.
He's got class no doubt. Oddly enough, I also imagine Typhoon as having dark hari (Freudian typo).
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Nonc Hilaire wrote:Typhoon is too much the gentleman to show you the whole picture, SM.
:lol: Quite.

Thank you. ;)
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