Levitas
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Nonc Hilaire
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Re: Levitas
Masterful halloween prank. Smoosh face on photocopier and put the copy into a jar of murky water.
“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
Teresa of Ávila
Teresa of Ávila
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Nonc Hilaire
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Re: Levitas
“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
Teresa of Ávila
Teresa of Ávila
Re: Levitas
CkGVMWK10qU
this is guy is a hoot, iranian canadian and yet funny
he has a blog of straight faced stupidity, some of them take longer than others for the payoff http://www.electroboom.com/
this is guy is a hoot, iranian canadian and yet funny
he has a blog of straight faced stupidity, some of them take longer than others for the payoff http://www.electroboom.com/
ultracrepidarian
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Simple Minded
Re: Levitas
I like his thinking on gun control.noddy wrote:CkGVMWK10qU
this is guy is a hoot, iranian canadian and yet funny
he has a blog of straight faced stupidity, some of them take longer than others for the payoff http://www.electroboom.com/
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Simple Minded
Re: Levitas
On the Dennis Miller show a caller asked why Obama calls them ISIL when most people call them ISIS.
Several callers later a caller postulated "It all goes back to when Bill Clinton said it all depends on what the meaning of is, is. Now we find that the meaning of is, is, ISIL."
Several callers later a caller postulated "It all goes back to when Bill Clinton said it all depends on what the meaning of is, is. Now we find that the meaning of is, is, ISIL."
Re: Levitas
Instant geisha makeup applicator . . .
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[ ~ 1990]
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[ ~ 1990]
May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
Re: Levitas
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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Heracleum Persicum
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Topless women rallied in central Paris in front of the Palace of Justice
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Topless women rallied in central Paris in front of the Palace of Justice
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Re: Levitas
May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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Nonc Hilaire
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Re: Levitas
“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
Teresa of Ávila
Teresa of Ávila
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Nonc Hilaire
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“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
Teresa of Ávila
Teresa of Ávila
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Miss_Faucie_Fishtits
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OMG..... your pretty face has gone to hell michelle.....XD.............
She irons her jeans, she's evil.........
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Revolutionary fervour satire.
[Translation: Sisters, let's go fight other women.]
[Translation: I really can’t squeeze out a ninth one.]
[Translation: Sisters, let's go fight other women.]
[Translation: I really can’t squeeze out a ninth one.]
May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
Re: Levitas
May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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YMix
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Acute psychosis - I’m talking to a cat.
Acute hallucinatory psychosis - I’m talking to a non-existent cat.
Paranoia - I’m afraid to blurt out something important to the cat.
Schizophrenia - the cat speaks within me.
Neurasthenia - the cat ignores me, and it feels to me completely unbearable.
Manic-depressive disorder - my cat does not appreciate me.
Acute hallucinatory psychosis - I’m talking to a non-existent cat.
Paranoia - I’m afraid to blurt out something important to the cat.
Schizophrenia - the cat speaks within me.
Neurasthenia - the cat ignores me, and it feels to me completely unbearable.
Manic-depressive disorder - my cat does not appreciate me.
“There are a lot of killers. We’ve got a lot of killers. What, do you think our country’s so innocent? Take a look at what we’ve done, too.” - Donald J. Trump, President of the USA
The Kushner sh*t is greasy - Stevie B.
The Kushner sh*t is greasy - Stevie B.
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Nonc Hilaire
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Re: Levitas
When is the best time to schedule a dental appointment?
Tooth-hurty
Tooth-hurty
“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
Teresa of Ávila
Teresa of Ávila
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YMix
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The sea lion demanded a free lunch. And got it. Somebody call Simple Minded.
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ErzYulC6gB0
“There are a lot of killers. We’ve got a lot of killers. What, do you think our country’s so innocent? Take a look at what we’ve done, too.” - Donald J. Trump, President of the USA
The Kushner sh*t is greasy - Stevie B.
The Kushner sh*t is greasy - Stevie B.
Re: Levitas
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
Re: Levitas
Tip of the hat to Nonc Hilaire.
May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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Nonc Hilaire
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Re: Levitas
“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
Teresa of Ávila
Teresa of Ávila
Re: Levitas
If I ever go to a sex shop I'll have to see if they have any.Nonc Hilaire wrote:
"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
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To use an Americanism, OMG . . .
To use an Americanism, OMG . . .
May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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Nonc Hilaire
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Re: Levitas
Buncha numb-sculls.
“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
Teresa of Ávila
Teresa of Ávila