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Iran nuclear talks | Booming business for brothels

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The analog of Westerners sporting tattoos with characters that are believed to mean "Strong Brave Proud" but actually say "Fried Yellow Chicken".





[Top marks for being progressively inclusive.]



[Although I think that the bigger twat is the guy knowingly wearing that headband and purse.]

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Armed police swoop on suburban sex dungeon after noise complaints

Armed police have swooped on a suburban sex dungeon after neighbours complained to police about the noise of whipping.

The resident - known as Mistress Evilyne - runs one of the UK's top sex parlours from her four-bedroom home on a leafy London street.

But now police have stepped-in after neighbours on the millionaires' row complained about the sounds of screams, whipping and spanking coming from the detached house.

Last week a neighbour called officers to report noise coming from the £750,000 home and cops were sent to deal with the complaint.

Staff at Knoll Orpington Lawn Tennis Club, situated just behind the Evilyne's home, have also complained about her activities.

Evilyne, of Orpington, Kent, fears that if there are too many complaints from residents she might be forced to close down.

She said: "My business is legal, I'm registered with HMRC and no sexual services are offered.

"People come to us with their fantasies, and we make them come true - anything from being put in a bath of baked beans to being forced to act like a dog. We are not loud and I don't know what the neighbours are complaining about. They think I'm running a brothel, and I'm not - maybe they should come for a visit to see for themselves. There is a lack of understanding about fetishes, and men generally keep it a secret from everyone in their life - maybe some of the wives around here are worried about their husbands."

Evilyne has lived in the detached home with her partner, who is also a dominatrix called Governess Ely, for the last two years.

The kinky 'Dungeon Manor' is well-hidden by the white façade and is also hired out to touring mistresses, as a convenient place to stay while visiting "slaves" in London.

But neighbours are fuming about the kinky goings-on at the house - which are completely legal.

One neighbour said: "It's ridiculous - there are children living here and all you can hear all day is 'slap slap scream' coming from the house.

"They ought to go and do it somewhere else."

Police confirmed that officers took a trip to the suburban sex dungeon after neighbours made a noise complaint.

But officers were satisfied that no crime had taken place and did not feel the need to handcuff the dominatrices.

A Met Police spokesman said: "We haven't made any arrests but there has been a call to the location in the last week. That was a noise complaint about filming that was going on."

Another resident, who asked not to be named, said: "We turned a blind eye for a while, but there is so many people coming there at all hours of day and night that we're worried for our own safety.

"The noise they make sometimes gets too much too. And there's always camera equipment coming in or leaving.

"You don't want your children growing up around a BDSM sex dungeon."

But Evilyne reckons that bondage is fast becoming all the rage, and hopes to carry on working.

She even rents out her dungeon - complete with sex props - to kinky couples who want to try out 'mummy porn' romp-fest 50 Shades of Grey for themselves.

Evilyne added: "A lot of couples in their 50s or so who are middle class want to have fun and try new things but can't do it at home because they have kids."

The Metropolitan Police are aware of officers attending the scene, but have not yet commented.

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Guys, the toys were really expensive.
I had to do so much editing that I lavender myself.
If this doesn't get more than 40,000 likes, I'm gonna kill myself.

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The most extreme case of blue balls ever recorded.

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Parodies of the proposed Tokyo Olympics 2020 stadium a.k.a. Godzilla's bicycle helmet

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http://thefederalist.com/2013/12/17/doz ... ropaganda/

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Colonel, is this not Tokyo University Auditorium ? ? looks to me a "student band"


Look at the audience .. not a single female, all man



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Battery with a dildo as opposed to a dildo with a battery

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Battery with a dildo as opposed to a dildo with a battery

talk about penis envy.......

Florida needs more concealed carry laws......

Obama: "If I had a son, he look like the weapon used in this assault!"

comments on this one should be a must review every couple days for a while......

Ahh, only a couple from the top: "There's a Dick Van Dyke joke in here some where but I'll be damned if I can find it."

No one fears wide spread social acceptance of gay marriage more than current producers of soap operas....

Someone needs to do some more research into this story. What color was the dildo and the potential receptacles? If one was black, white, or brown, and the other two weren't......... then this is a hate crime!

Remember the dude/dudette on the forum who got all upset about the fact that AR-15's were available in the US?

If the dildo in the article was a "Black Bushmaster" model......... then one of you guys owes me a few cold beers!

what is if wasn't really a dildo...... but an NSA listening device........ Skynet is real?

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Colonel, is this not Tokyo University Auditorium ? ? looks to me a "student band"

One might wish.

Look at the audience .. not a single female, all man
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It's from some AV [a.k.a. pr0n] video.