Re: Political Levitas
Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2023 6:07 am
Another day in the Universe
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So we're basically at the point of "If you see a gay porn video made in the United States Senate hearing room and didn't like every second of it, then you're a homophobic bigot."
Footage shows the staffer, wearing nothing but a jock strap, engaging in anal sex with an older man while on a table. The location was identified by the outlet as the Judiciary Room, located at the Hart Senate Office Building.
U.S. intelligence officials determined the Chinese spy balloon used a U.S. internet provider to communicate
lol That is an old Myron Cohen Joke from the Catskills.Typhoon wrote: ↑Thu Jan 04, 2024 4:23 am HRH King Charles decided to take up walking every day.
However, his route took him past a particular corner on which a prostitute was always standing, offering her services.
He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow. " 150 pounds!" she’d shout.
"No, £5!" he said, from the side of his mouth, just to shut her up.
This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence." £150!” He'd yell back, "No, £5!"
One day, Queen Camilla decided to accompany her husband. As the couple neared the hooker's corner, Prince Charles realised she'd bark her £150 offer and Camilla would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. As they neared the hooker’s corner he became even more apprehensive than usual.
Sure enough, there she stood. He tried to avoid eye contact as she watched the pair pass.
Then, the hooker yelled; "See what you get for £5, you tight bastard!"
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I've driven through the Catskills, once a.k.a. the Borscht Belt or Yiddish Alps. Beautiful part of your country.Doc wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 10:18 amlol That is an old Myron Cohen Joke from the Catskills.Typhoon wrote: ↑Thu Jan 04, 2024 4:23 am HRH King Charles decided to take up walking every day.
However, his route took him past a particular corner on which a prostitute was always standing, offering her services.
He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow. " 150 pounds!" she’d shout.
"No, £5!" he said, from the side of his mouth, just to shut her up.
This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence." £150!” He'd yell back, "No, £5!"
One day, Queen Camilla decided to accompany her husband. As the couple neared the hooker's corner, Prince Charles realised she'd bark her £150 offer and Camilla would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. As they neared the hooker’s corner he became even more apprehensive than usual.
Sure enough, there she stood. He tried to avoid eye contact as she watched the pair pass.
Then, the hooker yelled; "See what you get for £5, you tight bastard!"
When he told it, it was in Paris and the prostitute was a French business woman without an office. That sold her product and kept it to. Cohen was the HRH of wife jokes.
That apparently was Henny Youngman. The king of the one linersTyphoon wrote: ↑Thu Jan 11, 2024 6:54 amI've driven through the Catskills, once a.k.a. the Borscht Belt or Yiddish Alps. Beautiful part of your country.Doc wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 10:18 amlol That is an old Myron Cohen Joke from the Catskills.Typhoon wrote: ↑Thu Jan 04, 2024 4:23 am HRH King Charles decided to take up walking every day.
However, his route took him past a particular corner on which a prostitute was always standing, offering her services.
He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow. " 150 pounds!" she’d shout.
"No, £5!" he said, from the side of his mouth, just to shut her up.
This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence." £150!” He'd yell back, "No, £5!"
One day, Queen Camilla decided to accompany her husband. As the couple neared the hooker's corner, Prince Charles realised she'd bark her £150 offer and Camilla would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. As they neared the hooker’s corner he became even more apprehensive than usual.
Sure enough, there she stood. He tried to avoid eye contact as she watched the pair pass.
Then, the hooker yelled; "See what you get for £5, you tight bastard!"
When he told it, it was in Paris and the prostitute was a French business woman without an office. That sold her product and kept it to. Cohen was the HRH of wife jokes.
Was it Cohen who came up with the punchline, "Take my wife . . . please"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnGFbDEZcBg"A doctor gave his patient six months to live... but he couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months." Another example: "If a husband is alone in the forest, is he still wrong?"
Youngman's wife Sadie Cohen was often the butt of his jokes ("My wife said to me, 'For our anniversary I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen!'", or "My wife's cooking is fit for a king. [Gesturing as if feeding an invisible dog.] Here, King; here, King!" Also, "Last night my wife said the weather outside was fit for neither man nor beast, so we both stayed home.") In reality, though, the two were very close, with Sadie often accompanying her husband on his tours. The Youngmans remained married for 59 years until Sadie's death in 1987 after a prolonged illness. While she was ill, Henny had an ICU built in their bedroom so she could be taken care of at home (rather than in the hospital), as Sadie was terrified of hospitals.
Henny explained the origin of his classic line "Take my wife, please" as a misinterpretation: he took his wife to a radio show and asked a stagehand to escort his wife to a seat. But his request was taken as a joke, and Youngman used the line countless times ever after.[3]
Youngman had two children, Gary and Marilyn. Gary started his career screenwriting and directing, continuing to work in the film industry in various capacities. Gary is best known for his 1976 film Rush It!
With the exception of a week following his wife's death, and the month he was in his final hospital stay, Youngman worked almost every day for over seventy years without vacations or other breaks.
Myron Cohen: Husbands, Wives and Lovers
Henny Youngman: King of the One-Liners