Miss_Faucie_Fishtits wrote:You can call 'em Butt Nugget Bolos....... Drop a ripe one innit and tie it off and swing it around your head for maximum velocity and let fly. Sure to be a hit in your neighbourhood about a hundred feet from ground zero.....
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they would hafta be biodegradable bags, can't use plastic ya know.
Whoa, big market here for biodegradable syringes and needles too. Pretty sure the Asians make some real thin hollow noodles that might work.....
For the life of me, I can't understand why the San Fran hipsters are getting upset about public deification delicate dedicating delicatessen.......
(you know the word that means taking a dump, that the damn AI spelling bot here at OTNOT does not recognize, damn that Chinese software!).
What's the big deal?
A. it's natural!
B. it's organic!
C. It's biodegradable!
D. Dog's like to roll in it and flies like to eat it!
E. Native Americans and Africans pooped outside all the time cause they were better than us!
F. It's not white!
G. Nothing says I'm not wasting the precious water in CA, and I care more than you do, than pooping outside in a public place.
Hell, with the right PR campaign, poop on the public streets would become a eco-green status symbol and a tourist attraction. Restaurants could make little signs on toothpicks that they could stick in the poop pipes.
"Rich bastards in NYC poop in toilets and waste precious water. We don't!"
"100% organic, non-GMO, gluten free recycled lasagna from Vinnie's Italian Delicacies, 127 Overlook St."
The rich kids of green parents could earn carbon credits for picking up poop and taking it down to the bio-fuels recycling center. Rich people would be paying poor people to poop in their front yards to one up virtue signal their peers.