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Re: Scientific/Math Humor

Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2020 10:01 pm
by Simple Minded
"I think the internet is going to do for science, what the printing press did for religion!" - (tm)

Re: Scientific/Math Humor

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:28 am
by noddy
Simple Minded wrote: Tue Jul 28, 2020 10:01 pm "I think the internet is going to do for science, what the printing press did for religion!" - (tm)
you should patent that.

Re: Scientific/Math Humor

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2020 11:43 am
by Simple Minded
noddy wrote: Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:28 am
Simple Minded wrote: Tue Jul 28, 2020 10:01 pm "I think the internet is going to do for science, what the printing press did for religion!" - (tm)
you should patent that.
Probably need a bit more intellectual refinement like:

"I think the internet is going to do for real, provable science, what the printing press did for Organized Religion!"

I'll send it over to the SimpleMindedStan Ministry of Serious Intellectuals for further development. Tough part is getting that bunch to log off the donkey porn sites long enough to focus on anything.

Re: Scientific/Math Humor

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 1:15 am
by Typhoon
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Re: Scientific/Math Humor

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 3:08 am
by Miss_Faucie_Fishtits
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Re: Scientific/Math Humor

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 8:02 pm
by Typhoon

Re: Scientific/Math Humor

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2020 6:48 am
by Typhoon
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Re: Scientific/Math Humor

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2020 5:49 pm
by Doc
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: That's a good one :D

Re: Scientific/Math Humor

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2020 8:58 pm
by Typhoon
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Re: Scientific/Math Humor

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2020 6:52 pm
by Typhoon
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Re: Scientific/Math Humor

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 8:30 am
by Typhoon
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Re: Scientific/Math Humor

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 8:30 am
by Typhoon
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Re: Scientific/Math Humor

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 6:25 pm
by Miss_Faucie_Fishtits
Turbo Encabulator.....
A classic..... and a reminder that technical jargon can get wrapped around its axle just as readily as the political sort....'>......

Re: Scientific/Math Humor

Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2020 11:13 pm
by Typhoon
Miss_Faucie_Fishtits wrote: Sun Aug 30, 2020 6:25 pm
Turbo Encabulator.....
A classic..... and a reminder that technical jargon can get wrapped around its axle just as readily as the political sort....'>......
Indeed.

Re: Scientific/Math Humor

Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2020 11:13 pm
by Typhoon
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Re: Scientific/Math Humor

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2020 6:33 pm
by Typhoon
Always a good idea to have a native English speaker review one's paper.

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Re: Scientific/Math Humor

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2020 5:42 am
by Miss_Faucie_Fishtits
Dunno...... works fine for the Curriculum....'>.........

Re: Scientific/Math Humor

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2020 8:53 am
by noddy
makes me want to drop it all and dedicate the rest of my time to something built from Argon and Selenium or Titanium and Tennessine.

Re: Scientific/Math Humor

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2020 1:22 am
by Typhoon
In 1977 the Nobel laureate Leon Lederman published a tongue-in-cheek proposal to build a collider using existing subway tunnels in New York City. The city was suffering a financial crisis and Lederman reckoned physicists could acquire the tunnels for a knock-down price.

Lederman’s proposal has inspired Caltech physicist David Hitlin to propose building another collider to address a hot political issue of today – building a wall on the US–Mexican border. In “The Very Big ILC”, Hitlin describes how long, straight sections of the border between the states of Sonora and Arizona could blocked by a huge linear particle collider.

Hitlin’s collider would be 300 km long and could achieve a centre-of-mass energy of 5 TeV. In contrast the proposed International Linear Collider in Japan is a mere 31 km long with an initial energy of 250 GeV. What’s more, with the addition of a bit or razor wire on top, Hitlin says the structure would meet Donald Trump’s specifications for a border wall.

And what would Hitlin call the facility? The TrumpILC, of course.
Reminds me of the last-ditch effort to save the Superconducting Super Collider [SSC] project in Texas with physicists proposed renaming it to the Ronald Reagan Center for High Energy Physics a.k.a "The Gippertron".

Remarkable, given that Reagan was as popular with that crowd as a case of the clap even though he had been the one who had given approval for construction.

Re: Scientific/Math Humor

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2020 2:35 pm
by Simple Minded
Colonel Sun wrote: Sat Sep 05, 2020 1:22 am
In 1977 the Nobel laureate Leon Lederman published a tongue-in-cheek proposal to build a collider using existing subway tunnels in New York City. The city was suffering a financial crisis and Lederman reckoned physicists could acquire the tunnels for a knock-down price.

Lederman’s proposal has inspired Caltech physicist David Hitlin to propose building another collider to address a hot political issue of today – building a wall on the US–Mexican border. In “The Very Big ILC”, Hitlin describes how long, straight sections of the border between the states of Sonora and Arizona could blocked by a huge linear particle collider.

Hitlin’s collider would be 300 km long and could achieve a centre-of-mass energy of 5 TeV. In contrast the proposed International Linear Collider in Japan is a mere 31 km long with an initial energy of 250 GeV. What’s more, with the addition of a bit or razor wire on top, Hitlin says the structure would meet Donald Trump’s specifications for a border wall.

And what would Hitlin call the facility? The TrumpILC, of course.
Reminds me of the last-ditch effort to save the Superconducting Super Collider [SSC] project in Texas with physicists proposed renaming it to the Ronald Reagan Center for High Energy Physics a.k.a "The Gippertron".

Remarkable, given that Reagan was as popular with that crowd as a case of the clap even though he had been the one who had given approval for construction.
Well, when it comes to the definition of practical problem solvers, Shirley, Physicists must be the first group that comes to mind.......

in the spirit of which, I have already patented the name "COVID-19 BLM Social Economic Environmental Justice Gay Rights High Speed Mag Lev Bridge to Nowhere."

noddy, can you help me set up a GoFundMe site?

Re: Scientific/Math Humor

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2020 9:59 pm
by Typhoon
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Re: Scientific/Math Humor

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2020 12:59 am
by Typhoon
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Re: Scientific/Math Humor

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 4:13 am
by Nonc Hilaire
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Re: Scientific/Math Humor

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 5:28 am
by Typhoon
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Re: Scientific/Math Humor

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 5:13 pm
by Typhoon
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