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Clever use of sarcasm. Click it - it's a quick grin.

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What happens when a blonde girl walks through Cairo University campus ? :lol: :lol:


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In video, female student seen walking through campus as men whistle and shout at her; dean says girl to blame for "unconventional" attire.

A video of a female Egyptian university student walking through the Cairo University campus while being whistled and shouted at by male students has caused an international and viral backlash against sexual harassment in Egypt, Saudi television station Al Arabiya reported on Wednesday.

The young girl, with long blonde hair and a pink shirt, pink shoes and jeans, can be seen in the video, uploaded to YouTube, walking through the university campus as a group of men gather around her and whistle and shout profanities at her.

The Saudi television channel reported that a group of men also attempted to remove her clothing, which cannot be seen in the clip.

University guards were forced to escort her until the she was safely off campus.

Adding to the controversy, the Dean of Cairo University Law School, Gaber Nassar, described the student's outfit as "a bit unconventional" and implied that she was responsible for the harassment it caused.

“This girl entered the university wearing an abaya (loose cloak) and then took it off in the faculty, and appeared with those clothes, that caused, in reality -- but this doesn't justify at all [the incident],” Nassar said on private Egyptian channel ONTV.

Nasser later claimed he was misquoted and justified his response on Twitter.

"I assure that this is not true and I apologize for the misunderstanding and I repeat that those who (harassed the girl) will be severely punished,” he wrote.

there no blond girl in Egypt .. hair looks like plastic fake
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Those Arab men in Cairo may have had the manners of drunken sailors on liberty, but, in fairness, Arab men do have other skills than being jerks with women:

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Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values.

Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?'

Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?'
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A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?'

The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.'
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'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce Court Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,'

'That's very fair, your honor,' the husband said. 'And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself.'
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A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife at all.'

'Me neither doc,' said the husband. 'But she's a great cook and really Good with the kids.'

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Moe: 'My wife got me to believe in religion.'

Joe: 'Really?'

Moe: 'Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in Hell.'

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We thought you'd rename Beef Stroganov to Freedom Stew and be done with it.
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Typhoon wrote:88547754

Very nice, Colonel, thanx
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60% of Americans think "Bible Noah Story" is true



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Heracleum Persicum wrote:.

60% of Americans think "Bible Noah Story" is true



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Thanks, HP. It is witty, but I request it be moved to the film thread so it may be discussed. It is an Aronofsky film, and Enki alerting to me to Aronofsky's directorial brilliance is one of my favorite take-aways from this forum.
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Nonc Hilaire wrote:
Heracleum Persicum wrote:.

60% of Americans think "Bible Noah Story" is true



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Thanks, HP. It is witty, but I request it be moved to the film thread so it may be discussed. It is an Aronofsky film, and Enki alerting to me to Aronofsky's directorial brilliance is one of my favorite take-aways from this forum.

no objection .. was not sure where to post it

admin , is it possible to move this to film or movie thread ?
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Aronofsky's Noah is now in the film thread.
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Thanks, HP. You are a gentleman.
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Not really funny... but very cool, NYC Freedom Tower B.A.S.E. Jump
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HP, thought you might be interested in explaining us the art of doing caricatures! :P
Caricature

A caricature is a rendered image showing the features of its subject in a simplified or exaggerated way.

In literature, a caricature is a description of a person using exaggeration of some characteristics and oversimplification of others.[1]

Caricatures can be insulting or complimentary and can serve a political purpose or be drawn solely for entertainment.
Caricatures can be fun :D

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Typhoon wrote:
Simple Minded wrote:
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note to moderators: I think Kmitch accidently posted this picture here, but intended to post in in the Beautiful Women thread. Please fix. Thanks in advance!
note to moderators: I just vomited on my iPhone. Please fix. Thanks in advance!
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so.. yer sayin if this chick was slicing baloney in yer local deli, no matter what kind of tattoo she had, you wouldn't ask her about it? ;)

What if the tat read..... "Selfish people think Beauty is only skin deep!" :D
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