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A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women (from England, Wales, and Scotland) were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said, ‘Have you ever had a hug?’ The man said, ‘No,’ so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said, ‘Have you ever had a kiss?’ The man said, ‘No,’ so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Scottish woman came to him and said, ‘ave ya ever been fooked, Laddie?’
The man broke into a big smile and said, `no´.
She said, ‘Aye – Ya will be when tha tide comes in!
Levitas
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“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
Teresa of Ávila
Teresa of Ávila
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It is good to know that nonsensical translations cross all cultures.noddy wrote:
May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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One comedian - social commentator that I miss:
K0MKBdD2FGA
K0MKBdD2FGA
May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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Typhoon wrote:It is good to know that nonsensical translations cross all cultures.noddy wrote:
rice fried in pork fat sound pretty good , id be happy with that one.
ultracrepidarian
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Indeed.
Certainly better than a famous C-English menu item:
"F*ck the duck until exploded."
Certainly better than a famous C-English menu item:
"F*ck the duck until exploded."
May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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Actually mommy keeps the stick under her pillow, since daddy left. Sometimes she puts batteries in it......'>..........Typhoon wrote:One comedian - social commentator that I miss:
K0MKBdD2FGA
MEANIE CRIME POET sounds sorta badass if you do it right. I sorta like it...............
She irons her jeans, she's evil.........
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Miss_Faucie_Fishtits wrote:Actually mommy keeps the stick under her pillow, since daddy left. Sometimes she puts batteries in it......'>..........Typhoon wrote:One comedian - social commentator that I miss:
K0MKBdD2FGA
May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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Good to know that redneckism infects even superior cultures like Japanese...Typhoon wrote:mcDgOGC5Lcc
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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Sinbad is giving the sermon? In that lil' dump hotel?? Man, that's D-list.......'>......
She irons her jeans, she's evil.........
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“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
Teresa of Ávila
Teresa of Ávila
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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Typhoon wrote:
That is the problem with today. It is always under construction and never finished until yesterday.
"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
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“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
Teresa of Ávila
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“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
Teresa of Ávila
Teresa of Ávila