Levitas
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Inspired by nonc's post above, if you have the choice between rednecks, lawyers, politicians, or climate scientists moving into your neighborhood, it's a no brainer.
"rednecks are the cockroaches of humanity and we ain't going nowhere1"
"rednecks are the cockroaches of humanity and we ain't going nowhere1"
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Recent anti-migration efforts in the USA were given the code name "Finding Jesus, Maria and Jose".
“There are a lot of killers. We’ve got a lot of killers. What, do you think our country’s so innocent? Take a look at what we’ve done, too.” - Donald J. Trump, President of the USA
The Kushner sh*t is greasy - Stevie B.
The Kushner sh*t is greasy - Stevie B.
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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I bet it really hurts when you "step on it".
“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
Teresa of Ávila
Teresa of Ávila
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VF | Al Jaffee and the Mad Magazine Fold In
VF: My favorite line from your biography, Mad Life, is when you claim that at an early age you “set out to prove that adults were full of sh*t.” That almost sounds like a mission statement for your life’s work.
Al Jaffee: It could be. Some days I think I was being too harsh. But then I pick up a newspaper and read about what’s happening in the world, and I think, “Yep, I had it right.”
Are all adults full of sh*t, or just certain ones?
Parents and teachers and politicians. It doesn’t matter who they are. As a little kid, if you have any kind of brain at all, you begin to see that the world operates under a very twisted set of rules. Adults tell you one thing, but then they do another. If you dwell on that hypocrisy for too long, well . . .
You could end up a professional cartoonist.
[Laughs] That has been known to happen.
May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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I need one of these new wife-eye antennas
“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
Teresa of Ávila
Teresa of Ávila
Re: I need one of these new wife-eye antennas
Built for oustanding reception.Nonc Hilaire wrote:
May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
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Just got off the phone with "Addiction Specialists" Told them I am addicted to Di Hydrogen Monoxide. After a long conversation about the lethal effects of over dosing on it and how I was afraid of the deadly withdraw, the womon on the phone looked it up and read the description aloud. I suppose she googled it. Then she hung up at the point the article she was reading said it was a hoax.
How "racist" of her. Di Hydrogen Monoxide addicts have right to !!!
How "racist" of her. Di Hydrogen Monoxide addicts have right to !!!
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"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
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Glennis Yeager and Chuck YeagerMy wife asked me: "Isn't "social media" somewhat anti-social?"
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“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
Teresa of Ávila
Teresa of Ávila
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BTW this seems to have worked After weeks of calling multiple times per day not a call for two days.Doc wrote:Just got off the phone with "Addiction Specialists" Told them I am addicted to Di Hydrogen Monoxide. After a long conversation about the lethal effects of over dosing on it and how I was afraid of the deadly withdraw, the woman on the phone looked it up and read the description aloud. I suppose she googled it. Then she hung up at the point the article she was reading said it was a hoax.
How "racist" of her. Di Hydrogen Monoxide addicts have right to !!!
"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
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For those getting into the spirit ofイースター | "Easuta" early
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[Unlike Christmas Eve, which has become marketed as Valentine's day for the young and analogous to Thanksgiving for families,
Japanese companies have no idea how to market Easter.]
6OSiE4I-tRY
[Unlike Christmas Eve, which has become marketed as Valentine's day for the young and analogous to Thanksgiving for families,
Japanese companies have no idea how to market Easter.]
May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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wow, thats quite surrealTyphoon wrote:For those getting into the spirit ofイースター | "Easta" early
[Unlike Christmas Eve, which has become marketed as Valentine's day for the young and analogous to Thanksgiving for families,
Japanese companies have no idea how to market Easter.]
you would already have your own festivals of fertility / renewal
ultracrepidarian
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Quite. The Kanamara Matsuri, for example.noddy wrote:wow, thats quite surrealTyphoon wrote:For those getting into the spirit ofイースター | "Easta" early
[Unlike Christmas Eve, which has become marketed as Valentine's day for the young and analogous to Thanksgiving for families,
Japanese companies have no idea how to market Easter.]
you would already have your own festivals of fertility / renewal
One of the few situations wherein the phrase "eat a bag of dicks" is not offensive.
Very popular with tourists.
May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.