Tübingen. The emergency call reached the fire department on Friday around 1:45, and was somewhat curious: 'A person is stuck in a vulva of stone.'
Wow! teenagers, imagination, and hormones......
Talk about art imitating life....
From now on, whenever Wang is asked, "So, when did you first realize you might be gay?" he will remember this day....
Is that really a Wang stuck in the giant vulva?
“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
Tübingen. The emergency call reached the fire department on Friday around 1:45, and was somewhat curious: 'A person is stuck in a vulva of stone.'
Sounds like a J.K. Rowlings pron film title. "Hairy Cooter and the Vulva of Stone".
“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
Next they will shrink it down and add a USB connector.
Not really new technology though. All U.S. hospitals have a similar machine for years, but it interfaces with your wallet instead of your dick.
“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
"I wanna hit the powerball and be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore on the planet, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris , a jet to travel throughout Europe, and an Infinite Visa Card, and have sex with her three times a day in the most exotic places on earth".
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Johnny, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson ....
and sadly true