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Re: Levitas
Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2015 9:14 pm
by Nonc Hilaire
Heracleum Persicum wrote:Typhoon wrote:
afaik, these people don't change the wife, they add another wife
meaning, this no good .. need a new pic for the desk
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They can just cut & paste in Photoshop. No new pic needed.
Re: Levitas
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 3:14 am
by Typhoon
Typhoon wrote:83kSIIm53Ic
Viewers give the Chinese censors some assistance:
My favourite:
Re: Levitas
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 6:01 pm
by Typhoon
Re: Levitas
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 8:24 pm
by Typhoon
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Re: Levitas
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 9:37 pm
by Typhoon
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Re: Levitas
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 4:40 am
by Heracleum Persicum
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Re: Levitas
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 10:46 pm
by Typhoon
Re: Levitas
Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 7:23 pm
by Typhoon
Re: Levitas
Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 9:29 am
by noddy
how many germans does it take to change a lightbulb.
one, they are highly efficient and have no time for humour.
Re: Levitas
Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 11:14 pm
by Typhoon
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Re: Levitas
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 2:08 am
by Simple Minded
Dog Pack Kills Alligator In Florida
At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain
justice manifested within that cruelty.
The alligator, one of the oldest predators, and normally considered to be
the apex predator in its natural eco-system, can still fall victim to well executed
team work and strategy! Resulting from the tight knit social structure
and survival of the fittest, pack mentality bred into canines over hundreds of years by natural selection.
See the remarkable photograph attached, courtesy of Nature Magazine.
Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the gator preventing it from
breathing, while the remainder of the pack prevents the beast from
rolling.
Beware! This is not for the squeamish!
Re: Levitas
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 4:52 am
by Typhoon
Re: Levitas
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 4:06 pm
by Typhoon
Re: Levitas
Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 9:01 am
by Typhoon
Re: Levitas
Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 4:17 pm
by Typhoon
Re: Levitas
Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 8:14 pm
by Heracleum Persicum
Re: Levitas
Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 5:36 pm
by Heracleum Persicum
Re: Levitas
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 5:19 am
by Heracleum Persicum
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A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman -
"Which book has helped you most in your life?"
The woman replied - "My husband's check book!!
When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You Wonder, what happened.
Philosophy of marriage:
At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD...
Later, somehow don't know why …. alphabets get reversed.
Secret formula for married couples...
"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word to the middle! ! ! !
A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her the following wishes:
- I want my husband to have eyes only for me
- I want to be the only one in his life
- I want that when he gets up in the morning I'm the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes."
The Genie turned THE LADY into a iPhone 6.
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Re: Levitas
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 10:31 pm
by Typhoon
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Re: Levitas
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 4:38 am
by Typhoon
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Re: Levitas
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 5:00 pm
by Typhoon
Top marks to the most over-the-top national costume [the scoreboard is part of the outfit]
and, yet, probably the most accurate culturally
[Miss Universe Canada 2014]
Gives new meaning to "He shoots, he scores!"
Re: Levitas
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 4:46 pm
by Typhoon
Believed, by some, to the the original such . . . sign.
Re: Levitas
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:07 pm
by Typhoon
[Belated . . .]
Re: Levitas
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:14 pm
by Typhoon
[70 years after the liberation of Auschwitz. Go figure . . . ]
Re: Levitas
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 11:12 pm
by Typhoon
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