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Re: Levitas
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2024 2:58 am
by Doc
Re: Levitas
Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2024 10:45 pm
by Nonc Hilaire
Re: Levitas
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:15 am
by NapLajoieonSteroids
Re: Levitas
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:17 am
by NapLajoieonSteroids
Re: Levitas
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 8:08 am
by Typhoon
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Re: Levitas
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2024 3:44 am
by Typhoon
A car full of Irish nuns are sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.
"Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."
Sister Mary Immaculata winds down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"
Sister Mary Immaculata then winds up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks,
"Did that sound cross enough?".
Re: Levitas
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2024 5:06 pm
by Nonc Hilaire
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Re: Levitas
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2024 1:33 am
by Miss_Faucie_Fishtits
Re: Levitas
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2024 10:05 am
by NapLajoieonSteroids
Re: Levitas
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2024 4:13 pm
by Nonc Hilaire
Professor Rosen is ignoring the interest rate.
Re: Levitas
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2024 6:47 pm
by Typhoon
Nonc Hilaire wrote: ↑Sat Feb 24, 2024 4:13 pm
Professor Rosen is ignoring the interest rate.
As in the alimony rate.
Re: Levitas
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2024 1:09 am
by NapLajoieonSteroids
Nonc Hilaire wrote: ↑Sat Feb 24, 2024 4:13 pm
Professor Rosen is ignoring the interest rate.
Re: Levitas
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2024 1:42 am
by NapLajoieonSteroids
Re: Levitas
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2024 8:35 am
by Doc
Re: Levitas
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2024 8:07 pm
by Doc
Oh Deer !! In Colorado even the Elk are now homeless.
https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1608016623803830278
Re: Levitas
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:51 am
by Typhoon
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Re: Levitas
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:51 am
by Typhoon
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Re: Levitas
Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 6:51 pm
by Parodite
Re: Levitas
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 4:42 am
by Heracleum Persicum
Re: Levitas
Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2024 12:38 am
by Heracleum Persicum
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Re: Levitas
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2024 6:52 am
by Typhoon
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Re: Levitas
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2024 6:56 am
by Typhoon
During a rehearsal, conductor Sir Thomas Beecham
thought that his female soloist was playing less than adequately on her fine Italian cello.
He stopped the orchestra and declared:
"Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands, and all you can do is scratch it!"
Re: Levitas
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2024 12:17 am
by Typhoon
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Re: Levitas
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:59 am
by Miss_Faucie_Fishtits
Typhoon wrote: ↑Thu Mar 14, 2024 6:56 am
During a rehearsal, conductor Sir Thomas Beecham
thought that his female soloist was playing less than adequately on her fine Italian cello.
He stopped the orchestra and declared:
"Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands, and all you can do is
scratch it!"
Re: Levitas
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 6:30 am
by Doc