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A car full of Irish nuns are sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.
"Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."
Sister Mary Immaculata winds down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"
Sister Mary Immaculata then winds up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks,
"Did that sound cross enough?".
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Professor Rosen is ignoring the interest rate.
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As in the alimony rate.
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Oh Deer !! In Colorado even the Elk are now homeless.
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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2024 6:56 am
During a rehearsal, conductor Sir Thomas Beecham
thought that his female soloist was playing less than adequately on her fine Italian cello.
He stopped the orchestra and declared:
"Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands, and all you can do is scratch it!"
thought that his female soloist was playing less than adequately on her fine Italian cello.
He stopped the orchestra and declared:
"Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands, and all you can do is scratch it!"
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Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:59 am
Typhoon wrote: ↑Thu Mar 14, 2024 6:56 am During a rehearsal, conductor Sir Thomas Beecham
thought that his female soloist was playing less than adequately on her fine Italian cello.
He stopped the orchestra and declared:
"Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands, and all you can do is scratch it!"
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