Zack Morris wrote:He already dropped his self funding position a long time ago. And he isn't co-opting anything. To do that, he would need to have a political vision other than seeing himself in the Oval Office looking at a camera.
Objectively speaking, Hillary would be the same old same old. The Democratic devil you know is always better than the GOP devil you don't, as the saying goes.
Gee You are right Zack I just got this warning from Facebook, GoogleNews, Twitter, The NYT the Washington Post and most of the rest of the MSM
Donald Goodtimes Trump will re-write your hard drive. Not only that,
but he will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer.
He will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your
ice cream goes melty. He will demagnetize the strips on all your credit
cards, screw up the tracking on your television and use subspace field
harmonics to scratch any CD's you try to play.
He will give your ex-girlfriend your new phone number. He
will mix Kool-aid into your fishtank. He will drink all your beer and
leave his socks out on the coffee table when there's company coming
over. He will put a dead kitten in the back pocket of your good suit
pants and hide your car keys when you are late for work.
Donald Goodtimes Trump will make you fall in love with a penguin. He will
give you nightmares about circus midgets. He will pour sugar in your
gas tank and shave off both your eyebrows while dating your girlfriend
behind your back and billing the dinner and hotel room to your Discover
card.
He will seduce your abeula. He does not matter if she is dead,
such is the power of Donald Goodtimes Trump, He reaches out beyond the
grave to sully those things we hold most dear.
He will move your car randomly around parking lots so you can't find
it. He will kick your dog. He will leave libidinous messages on your boss's
voice mail in your voice! He is insidious and subtle. He is dangerous and
terrifying to behold. He is also a rather interesting shade of titian.
Donald Goodtimes Trump will give you Dutch Elm disease. He will leave the
toilet seat up. He will make a batch of Methanphedime in your bath tub and
then leave bacon cooking on the stove while it goes out to chase
gradeschoolers with your new snowblower.
MY GOD ! Look who we almost elected !!
Plus warnings from a whole lot of other places.
Thank God Hillary has warned us !!!
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I imagine that if Trump were elected we would see all kinds of sexual debauchery and sleezy corruption.
Such AS:
1. Sexual relations with young 20 something interns in the Oval Office
2.Dead Americans in the Middle east because it would expose trump for not defeating (religion deleted) terrorism
3. Renting out of the Lincoln bedroom of the White House for bribes er political donations.
4. Leaking of thousands of state secrets because carrying a second secured cell phone is too inconvenient.
5. Milking of banks until they go bankrupt
6. Accusation of wrong doing by career government employees so he can reward his crony donors with sweet heart deals
7. Allow his fellow travelers hold jobs in his government at full pay while having other jobs at the same time
8. Pardons of criminals in exchange for donations .
9. Millions of dollars for Trump's private business in exchange favors of the US government including millions from countries that have Sharia law and therefore treat their women like slaves.
10. Mysterious disappearance of legal files that will probably show up on the dinning table of the president's residence in the white house
11. The use of the FBI to get dirt on his opponents
12. Imprisoned cronies
13. The killing of dozens of people including children
14. 10's of millions in slush funds
15. Using law enforcement to aid in his philandering.
16. Mistresses under every bed sheet.
17. 10's of millions by making 20 minute speeches to wall street at $225K per speech.
18. Foreign contracts in exchange for political donations
19. Getting fat cat donors burial in Arlington national cemetery that didn't ever go to war
20. Turning one thousand investment in 100K in one year by insider trading
21. Giving nuclear secrets to China in exchange for political donations
22. Starting secret wars that accomplish absolutely none of their goals but manage to get 100's of thousands of people killed.
23. Taking rides on airplanes owned by convicted pedophile to the pedophiles private island where he has a home for homeless teens.
24. Taking 10's of millions in bribes from foreign governments and calling them donations. Including governments that treat women like sex slaves.
I know I know Hard to believe that would all come to pass.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/201 ... /?page=all
And the economy Trump will be stuttering in no time when his policies don't work out and he realizes he may not be the smartest guy in the room.
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But thank God we have Hillary, the "devil we know"
Amen.
The choices that be...