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Hubble VS JWST

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Isaac Newton discovered gravity in 1687. Before that date, people took everything as a joke.
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Damn those math heads !!

"Who the hell are you?"
"You know" "You know exactly who I am"
"Say my name"
"I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are"
"Yeah you do"
"I'm the cook" "I'm the one that killed Leo Euler"
"The cartel killed Euler"
"Are you sure about that?" "That's right Now say my name"
"You're Riemann"
"You're damn strait!!"
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Scientist tweets a slice of sausage as a space telescope photo.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/0 ... e-chorizo/
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Nonc Hilaire wrote: Sat Aug 06, 2022 2:37 am Scientist tweets a slice of sausage as a space telescope photo.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/0 ... e-chorizo/
I'm disappointed that he apologized as he gave an outstanding lesson.
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Werner Heisenberg in an Indian classroom.
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I think the Current Age Telos can be symbolised by a Klein bottle. The shape is indicative of the end result and the topological description is almost there and I can't quite put it together.........

Maybe you guys will get there before I do.......;D.........
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Acknowledgments

We are grateful to B. Brewer, I. Dionne, K. Friedman, S. Jasperson, J. Lingner, D. Lydall, C. Nugent, and Y. Wu for their reading of the manuscript and for courageously providing valuable input. The V.A.Z. lab is funded by the National Institutes of Health (RO1’s GM43265 and GM026938); the R.J.W. lab has funding from the Canadian Institutes for Health Research (grants MOP97874 and MOP110982). We thank the considerable physical distance separating our two universities, which prevented us from killing each other over minor details during the writing.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3415994/
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I have never had a good idea without having a new girlfriend, too.
~ Erwin Schrödinger, the 1933 Nobel Prize winner in physics and the creator of quantum wave mechanics, in his diary.
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Typhoon wrote: Tue Feb 07, 2023 5:09 am
I have never had a good idea without having a new girlfriend, too.
~ Erwin Schrödinger, the 1933 Nobel Prize winner in physics and the creator of quantum wave mechanics, in his diary.
Schrödinger’s pussy.
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Nonc Hilaire wrote: Tue Feb 07, 2023 3:52 pm
Typhoon wrote: Tue Feb 07, 2023 5:09 am
I have never had a good idea without having a new girlfriend, too.
~ Erwin Schrödinger, the 1933 Nobel Prize winner in physics and the creator of quantum wave mechanics, in his diary.
Schrödinger’s pussy.
Very good.

There's a [apocryphal?] story that the reason Schrödinger was never offered a position in the USA was due to his known polyamorous - polygamous lifestyle . . . two wives a.k.a. Schrödinger's pussies.
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