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Re: Scientific/Math Humour
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 7:33 am
by Nonc Hilaire
Typhoon wrote: ↑Wed Feb 08, 2023 3:53 am
Nonc Hilaire wrote: ↑Tue Feb 07, 2023 3:52 pm
Typhoon wrote: ↑Tue Feb 07, 2023 5:09 am
I have never had a good idea without having a new girlfriend, too.
~ Erwin Schrödinger, the 1933 Nobel Prize winner in physics and the creator of quantum wave mechanics, in his diary.
Schrödinger’s pussy.
Very good.
There's a [apocryphal?] story that the reason Schrödinger was never offered a position in the USA was due to his known polyamorous - polygamous lifestyle . . . two wives a.k.a. Schrödinger's pussies.
A double slit experiment.
Re: Scientific/Math Humour
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2023 2:18 am
by Typhoon
Nonc Hilaire wrote: ↑Wed Feb 08, 2023 7:33 am
Typhoon wrote: ↑Wed Feb 08, 2023 3:53 am
Nonc Hilaire wrote: ↑Tue Feb 07, 2023 3:52 pm
Typhoon wrote: ↑Tue Feb 07, 2023 5:09 am
I have never had a good idea without having a new girlfriend, too.
~ Erwin Schrödinger, the 1933 Nobel Prize winner in physics and the creator of quantum wave mechanics, in his diary.
Schrödinger’s pussy.
Very good.
There's a [apocryphal?] story that the reason Schrödinger was never offered a position in the USA was due to his known polyamorous - polygamous lifestyle . . . two wives a.k.a. Schrödinger's pussies.
A double slit experiment.
Brilliant.
Re: Scientific/Math Humour
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2023 4:05 am
by Typhoon
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[5 MB of data in punch cards]
Re: Scientific/Math Humour
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2023 4:06 am
by Typhoon
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Re: Scientific/Math Humour
Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 12:37 am
by Doc
Typhoon wrote: ↑Sat Feb 25, 2023 4:05 am
5_MB_of_data.jpg
[5 MB of data in punch cards]
Looks to me like enough punch cards to make 78 moderate sized programs on an IBM 360. Though I suspect the stack of cards in the photo are closer to 50,000 in total, as a stack of 5000000 dollar bills is around 1791.66667 feet tall(0.0043 inches thick). Punch cards are slightly thicker
Re: Scientific/Math Humour
Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 12:42 am
by Doc
Typhoon wrote: ↑Sat Feb 25, 2023 4:06 am
333286151_506130825008800_2870977315427393516_n.jpg
Huh I was thinking the other day that laid off coders should "learn to hack"...
Re: Scientific/Math Humour
Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 6:38 pm
by Miss_Faucie_Fishtits
Typhoon wrote: ↑Sat Feb 25, 2023 4:05 am
5_MB_of_data.jpg
[5 MB of data in punch cards]
And do they have to go into the reader in order???????...... What if someone knocks the pile over?.....":O....><'.........
Re: Scientific/Math Humour
Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 6:49 pm
by Doc
Miss_Faucie_Fishtits wrote: ↑Sun Feb 26, 2023 6:38 pm
Typhoon wrote: ↑Sat Feb 25, 2023 4:05 am
5_MB_of_data.jpg
[5 MB of data in punch cards]
And do they have to go into the reader in order???????...... What if someone knocks the pile over?.....":O....><'.........
Yes they had to go in order. They had boxes to put them in You would take the cards to a desk and an operator would run them through a card reader. It would take the card reader a few seconds (as I recall -This was when I was 17 years old) Then you had to wait about 20 minutes to get the result of your program on a wide format print out. I believe the cards were auto-numbered by the key punch machine but I am not sure now. And yes piles did get knocked over.
Re: Scientific/Math Humour
Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2023 4:40 am
by Miss_Faucie_Fishtits
Re: Scientific/Math Humour
Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2023 4:40 am
by Heracleum Persicum
I dont understand
why ?
what is coo sticks ?
Re: Scientific/Math Humour
Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2023 5:10 am
by noddy
the engineering/science of sound is called "Acoustics" so its a dad joke pun on the "coo" noise a pigeon makes.
Re: Scientific/Math Humour
Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2023 4:47 am
by Typhoon
Re: Scientific/Math Humour
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2023 11:14 pm
by noddy
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Re: Scientific/Math Humour
Posted: Thu May 11, 2023 12:57 pm
by NapLajoieonSteroids
Re: Scientific/Math Humour
Posted: Fri May 12, 2023 4:52 am
by Typhoon
xkcd is spot on with this one.
Re: Scientific/Math Humour
Posted: Fri May 12, 2023 5:37 am
by Typhoon
noddy wrote: ↑Tue Apr 25, 2023 11:14 pm
Screenshot_20230426_061236_Chrome.jpg
Cute, but not even wrong.
Re: Scientific/Math Humour
Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2023 6:24 pm
by Doc
Re: Scientific/Math Humour
Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2023 4:08 pm
by Nonc Hilaire
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Re: Scientific/Math Humour
Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2023 9:36 pm
by Typhoon
Doc wrote: ↑Sat Jul 08, 2023 6:24 pm
There's a lot of BS going on in certain fields of theoretical physics,
however,
experimental precision tests that set limits are important.
One doesn't know if one doesn't look.
Classical examples of assumptions being overthrown are the nucleus model of the atom [Rutherford] and parity [mirror] violation in the weak nuclear force [Wu].
https://phys.org/news/2023-07-roundness ... clues.html
Cornell, Roussy and their team at NIST and JILA recently set a record for precision measurement of eEDM, improving on previous measurements by a factor of 2.4.
How precise is that? If an electron were the size of the Earth, their study found that any asymmetry that exists would be smaller than the radius of an atom, Roussy explained.
Re: Scientific/Math Humour
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 8:12 am
by Typhoon
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Re: Scientific/Math Humour
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 7:03 pm
by Typhoon
Re: Scientific/Math Humour
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2023 6:26 am
by NapLajoieonSteroids
Re: Scientific/Math Humour
Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2023 4:05 am
by Typhoon
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Re: Scientific/Math Humour
Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2023 4:06 am
by Typhoon
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Re: Scientific/Math Humour
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2023 12:48 am
by Miss_Faucie_Fishtits
Well that sorta make my core reach critical mass.....'>.......