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Arizona death prompts warning against "self-medication"

Chemistry - pharmacology note: chloroquine phosphate [fish tank cleaner] is not the same as hydroxychloroquine [anti-malarial drug].
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Rwandan man who breached coronavirus lockdown killed by crocodile

Making good use of the locally sourced natural resources.
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Colonel Sun wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:03 pm Rwandan man who breached coronavirus lockdown killed by crocodile

Making good use of the locally sourced natural resources.
Technically, IMSMO, we need to credit God with this one, not Darwin!

For statistical purposes, when it comes to counting this man's death as a death due to Corona Virus, or natural causes......

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IBT | Prominent Virginia pastor who said ‘God is larger than this dreaded virus’ dies of Covid-19

He got the call.
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Instant karma's gonna get you......'>.......

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Miss_Faucie_Fishtits wrote: ↑Fri May 13, 2022 7:10 pm Instant karma's gonna get you......'>.......

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Instant karma indeed.

If he does not win this year's Darwin Award I will be a bit disappointed.
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Typhoon wrote: ↑Mon Aug 29, 2022 6:58 pm "Ow, my balls" - Amateur logging edition
You ain't seen nothing yet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEkhySQc9Jo

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NY Post | Lawyer dies after gun triggered by hospital MRI scanner

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Typhoon wrote: ↑Tue Feb 14, 2023 11:19 pm NY Post | Lawyer dies after gun triggered by hospital MRI scanner

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Are they sure teh trigger fired the gun? Maybe it was just the barrel acting like a particle accelerator.
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Doc wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 1:02 am
Typhoon wrote: ↑Tue Feb 14, 2023 11:19 pm NY Post | Lawyer dies after gun triggered by hospital MRI scanner

Live by the gun, die by the 3 Tesla magnetic field.
Are they sure the trigger fired the gun? Maybe it was just the barrel acting like a particle accelerator.
No, that wouldn't work.

However, one has to wonder if he had the trigger safety off.

If not, then very much a freak accident.
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