Levitas

Tea is nought but this: first you heat the water, then you make the tea. Then you drink it properly.
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The name of Neil Armstrong, the first man to walk on the moon, spelled backwards is

Gnorts, Mr. Alien.
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When you want to make love but she just wants to get pounded.
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“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”

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Smooth operator.

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Colonel Sun wrote: ↑Tue Jan 19, 2021 3:07 am Smooth operator.


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If this is a selfie, I admire your initiative and creativity......
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Anyone know the location . . . ?

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. . . asking for a friend.
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https://thegloriousamerican.com/law/loc ... eversepic/


On Wednesday Santa Monica swimmer, Doug Patterson was eaten alive by a great white shark. Thankfully, California officials have confirmed that the 21-foot shark’s interactions with Patterson were mostly peaceful.
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Apollonius wrote: ↑Fri Feb 05, 2021 8:12 pm https://thegloriousamerican.com/law/loc ... eversepic/


On Wednesday Santa Monica swimmer, Doug Patterson was eaten alive by a great white shark. Thankfully, California officials have confirmed that the 21-foot shark’s interactions with Patterson were mostly peaceful.
Everybody prefers white meat.

Thankfully, Doug Patterson was not a person of color...... or the defund the sharks movement would be in full bloom already.
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AI tends to be dyslexic I guess.....'>.......
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A representative from the Chinese company, Big Wang Pharmaceuticals Inc. is testifying before the UN.

Big Wang Dude: "Our vaccine is the best, most effective, fastest acting COVID vaccine on the planet. Now and forever! Our vaccine is the only one that can stop this pandemic and save the world!!!!"
UN Overlard: "Why should we believe such an outlandish claim?"
Big Wang Dude: "Cause we made the virus!"
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Miss_Faucie_Fishtits wrote: ↑Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:08 pm AI tends to be dyslexic I guess.....'>.......
Is it tooooo soon to add "AI-o-phobe" to the post post modern lexicon?"
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NapLajoieonSteroids wrote: ↑Wed Feb 10, 2021 10:23 am
marvelous opportunity for an auto-filter ap for sorting all incoming calls.

Hitler, Mother Teresa, Flip Wilson, Greta Thunberg, dog licking it's privates, etc.

calling noddy....
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Here it's done deliberately..... and it works (in a way)....'>........

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"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
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