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Scientific/Math Humour
- Miss_Faucie_Fishtits
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She irons her jeans, she's evil.........
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
Re: Scientific/Math Humour
May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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Hubble VS JWST
"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
- NapLajoieonSteroids
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Isaac Newton discovered gravity in 1687. Before that date, people took everything as a joke.
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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Damn those math heads !!
"Who the hell are you?"
"You know" "You know exactly who I am"
"Say my name"
"I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are"
"Yeah you do"
"I'm the cook" "I'm the one that killed Leo Euler"
"The cartel killed Euler"
"Are you sure about that?" "That's right Now say my name"
"You're Riemann"
"You're damn strait!!"
"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
- Nonc Hilaire
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Scientist tweets a slice of sausage as a space telescope photo.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/0 ... e-chorizo/
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/0 ... e-chorizo/
“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
Teresa of Ávila
Teresa of Ávila
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I'm disappointed that he apologized as he gave an outstanding lesson.Nonc Hilaire wrote: ↑Sat Aug 06, 2022 2:37 am Scientist tweets a slice of sausage as a space telescope photo.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/0 ... e-chorizo/
May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
- Nonc Hilaire
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Werner Heisenberg in an Indian classroom.
“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
Teresa of Ávila
Teresa of Ávila
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
Re: Scientific/Math Humour
"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
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"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
- Miss_Faucie_Fishtits
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I think the Current Age Telos can be symbolised by a Klein bottle. The shape is indicative of the end result and the topological description is almost there and I can't quite put it together.........
Maybe you guys will get there before I do.......;D.........
Maybe you guys will get there before I do.......;D.........
She irons her jeans, she's evil.........
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Acknowledgments
We are grateful to B. Brewer, I. Dionne, K. Friedman, S. Jasperson, J. Lingner, D. Lydall, C. Nugent, and Y. Wu for their reading of the manuscript and for courageously providing valuable input. The V.A.Z. lab is funded by the National Institutes of Health (RO1’s GM43265 and GM026938); the R.J.W. lab has funding from the Canadian Institutes for Health Research (grants MOP97874 and MOP110982). We thank the considerable physical distance separating our two universities, which prevented us from killing each other over minor details during the writing.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3415994/
May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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~ Erwin Schrödinger, the 1933 Nobel Prize winner in physics and the creator of quantum wave mechanics, in his diary.I have never had a good idea without having a new girlfriend, too.
May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
- Nonc Hilaire
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Schrödinger’s pussy.
“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
Teresa of Ávila
Teresa of Ávila
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Very good.
There's a [apocryphal?] story that the reason Schrödinger was never offered a position in the USA was due to his known polyamorous - polygamous lifestyle . . . two wives a.k.a. Schrödinger's pussies.
May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.