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Scientific/Math Humour
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not strictly a science/engineering joke but it is a common thing in those fields.
ultracrepidarian
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Spot on.
May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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When in the session layer most secure
Betwixt thy browser and far server blade
An error of ill omen doth occur,
Connection to said server be not made.
~ Patrick Collands, after Shakespeare
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
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Looks like the founder of QM should have been Bill Blur.
Deep down I'm very superficial
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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That's what your weird uncle says happens to every man after marriage.....'>.......
She irons her jeans, she's evil.........
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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Experience or sideline observation?Miss_Faucie_Fishtits wrote: ↑Sat Feb 17, 2024 2:39 am That's what your weird uncle says happens to every man after marriage.....'>.......
Hitler has only got ball . . .
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Since I'm not serving a prison sentence, I would say family history......'>......Typhoon wrote: ↑Thu Mar 14, 2024 7:03 amExperience or sideline observation?Miss_Faucie_Fishtits wrote: ↑Sat Feb 17, 2024 2:39 am That's what your weird uncle says happens to every man after marriage.....'>.......
Hitler has only got ball . . .
She irons her jeans, she's evil.........
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“I would rather be right than rigorous.”
— Stephen Hawking
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Schrodinger's Einstein
Einstein was simultaneously both a theoretical Physicist and not a theoretical Physicist.
Einstein was simultaneously both a theoretical Physicist and not a theoretical Physicist.
"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
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"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.