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“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
Teresa of Ávila
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Deep down I'm very superficial
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"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
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Communist Dictator Welcomes President Xi
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Nov 15, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
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SAN FRANCISCO, CA — On the freshly scented avenues of San Francisco, a summit was held today between one of the most feared communist dictators in the world and President Xi.
"Glorious, Most Excellent Chairman, meet President Xi," said aides as Gavin Newsom shook hands with President Xi. "Please allow us to escort you through the streets of our communist utopia, freshly cleaned of poo and poors."
The iron-fisted tyrant showed Mr. Xi around San Francisco, pointing out all the private property he had seized or destroyed. "The truly satisfying part is when you openly show how the rules crushing their lives do not apply to you," explained Newsom. "Yes, Mr. Xi - you are far too soft psychologically on your subjects, trying to sell them on the idea that you are all serving a common cause in union. You must force them to serve your cause, while openly flaunting that you don't even believe in the cause and will do whatever you wish. That, my friend, is how you truly break their spirit."
An aide welcomed the dictator and Mr. Xi to the mansion where the summit would be held. "All of the poors have been thrown into Alcatraz, as you wished, oh Glorious and Wise Chairman," reported an aide to Mr. Newsom. "The entire staff of the French Laundry awaits you, flown in by chopper over the smoldering ruins of I-10."
At publishing time, President Xi had reportedly declined to play basketball with the dictator, having seen what happened to the last Chinese person who tried that.
Communist Dictator Welcomes President Xi
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Nov 15, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
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SAN FRANCISCO, CA — On the freshly scented avenues of San Francisco, a summit was held today between one of the most feared communist dictators in the world and President Xi.
"Glorious, Most Excellent Chairman, meet President Xi," said aides as Gavin Newsom shook hands with President Xi. "Please allow us to escort you through the streets of our communist utopia, freshly cleaned of poo and poors."
The iron-fisted tyrant showed Mr. Xi around San Francisco, pointing out all the private property he had seized or destroyed. "The truly satisfying part is when you openly show how the rules crushing their lives do not apply to you," explained Newsom. "Yes, Mr. Xi - you are far too soft psychologically on your subjects, trying to sell them on the idea that you are all serving a common cause in union. You must force them to serve your cause, while openly flaunting that you don't even believe in the cause and will do whatever you wish. That, my friend, is how you truly break their spirit."
An aide welcomed the dictator and Mr. Xi to the mansion where the summit would be held. "All of the poors have been thrown into Alcatraz, as you wished, oh Glorious and Wise Chairman," reported an aide to Mr. Newsom. "The entire staff of the French Laundry awaits you, flown in by chopper over the smoldering ruins of I-10."
At publishing time, President Xi had reportedly declined to play basketball with the dictator, having seen what happened to the last Chinese person who tried that.
"I fancied myself as some kind of god....It is a sort of disease when you consider yourself some kind of god, the creator of everything, but I feel comfortable about it now since I began to live it out.” -- George Soros
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“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
Teresa of Ávila
Teresa of Ávila
- Nonc Hilaire
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“Christ has no body now but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks with compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks among His people to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses His creation.”
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"Objectively true" is one of those white settler-colonialist tricks.
Also had a good laugh over 7 being labelled "liberalism" when number 3 (about land use) is right out of John Locke.
Also had a good laugh over 7 being labelled "liberalism" when number 3 (about land use) is right out of John Locke.
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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Tip of the hat to a friend . . .
May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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Finland [to Russia]: "Go eat a bag of dicks".
May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.
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glorious hair, puts the rest of the silly hair brigade back in their place as pretenders.
ultracrepidarian
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Deep down I'm very superficial
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May the gods preserve and defend me from self-righteous altruists; I can defend myself from my enemies and my friends.