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So what is wrong with teenage girls, instead of sports in PE, being required to take pole dancing classes?

Posted: Fri May 21, 2021 11:41 pm
by Doc
Since XX chromosomes are so 2010's in sport you have to give them something to do when they are no longer required to wear their veils..er masks..

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Re: So what is wrong with teenage girls, instead of sports in PE, being required to take pole dancing classes?

Posted: Sun May 23, 2021 10:00 pm
by Nonc Hilaire
When my daughter graduated HS we joked about how when the graduates turned their tassels the girls who did not graduate would be twirling two :lol:

Re: So what is wrong with teenage girls, instead of sports in PE, being required to take pole dancing classes?

Posted: Mon May 24, 2021 5:21 pm
by Doc
Nonc Hilaire wrote: Sun May 23, 2021 10:00 pm When my daughter graduated HS we joked about how when the graduates turned their tassels the girls who did not graduate would be twirling two :lol:
Think about it. If Pole dancing was made a professional sport that would leave "Women's sports" for non cis gendered women to compete in. Then there could be equity in sports as cis gendered women would be paid much more in their respective sports like pole dancing than men. As men and non cis gendered woemn could not compete in pole dancing.

Re: So what is wrong with teenage girls, instead of sports in PE, being required to take pole dancing classes?

Posted: Mon May 24, 2021 8:14 pm
by Nonc Hilaire
Literally a slippery slope, Doc. Replacing water ballet with pole dancing would be fine, but then the ping pong ball strippers would want in too. Then the smoke ring blowers and so on.

Re: So what is wrong with teenage girls, instead of sports in PE, being required to take pole dancing classes?

Posted: Mon May 24, 2021 11:21 pm
by Simple Minded
Nonc Hilaire wrote: Mon May 24, 2021 8:14 pm Literally a slippery slope, Doc. Replacing water ballet with pole dancing would be fine, but then the ping pong ball strippers would want in too. Then the smoke ring blowers and so on.

there's only one way we're gonna get thru this......... together!

Re: So what is wrong with teenage girls, instead of sports in PE, being required to take pole dancing classes?

Posted: Tue May 25, 2021 2:27 am
by noddy
ping pong ball strippers work best with slippery slopes.

Re: So what is wrong with teenage girls, instead of sports in PE, being required to take pole dancing classes?

Posted: Tue May 25, 2021 10:31 am
by Doc
Nonc Hilaire wrote: Mon May 24, 2021 8:14 pm Literally a slippery slope, Doc. Replacing water ballet with pole dancing would be fine, but then the ping pong ball strippers would want in too. Then the smoke ring blowers and so on.
IDK Seems like those could be professional cis women's sports as well. There could even be am inter sport championship. The World DD Cups.
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Though I image there might be some silicon enhancement scandals along the way.

Re: So what is wrong with teenage girls, instead of sports in PE, being required to take pole dancing classes?

Posted: Tue May 25, 2021 11:24 am
by Simple Minded
noddy wrote: Tue May 25, 2021 2:27 am ping pong ball strippers work best with slippery slopes.
I am often amazed at the depth and breadth of your knowledge. If you ever decide to take on an apprentice or an intern, please let me know.

Pretty sure English is not a requirement......